Co-Assistant General Manager [19 Jan 2009|08:50pm] [ mood | jubilant ] [ music | "On the Radio" - Regina Spektor ] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO   So we're at the meeting and Coorain is like, "You should raise your hand for something," because they're doing elections for executive board members, right, and Sawyer is like, "Are you going to do Assistant General Manager?" and I'm like, "Are you going to raise your hand, too? How about we run together as Co-Assistant General Managers? Then we don't have to run against each other and I'm scared anyway," and Sawyer was like "Okay," so we DID and guess what. We're WMFO's second-in-command next year. What. P.S. Last night I had a dream that I was a time traveller and I was part of a time-traveling association that went back in time to solve problems and make things right in the future. It was awesome. I had a lot of missions, but the last mission I remember dreaming about was this: apparently, something had gone wrong in the time warp so that McDonalds had bought Disney in the 1970s, making a huge supermonopoly that would destroy and take over the world in the thirty years following. In order to save the present, I had to go back in time and convince McDonalds not to buy Disney (specifically, not buy the copyrighted Mickey Mouse ears logo). I completed my mission, but not before I had to face off against the intimidating, esteemed and talented McDonalds lobbyist, who turned out to be Lee Edelman. We got along great, though, and despite his superior speech and debate skills, I convinced him to leave Disney alone. So basically, my time traveling friends and I saved the world. Watch out. 3 comments|post comment

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